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PRESIDENT JOB KILLER - Would like to instead- blame Bush, job stealing ATM's, tornadoes, weather, tea party, republicans, solar flares, Puxatony Phil, oil spill, S&P downgrade, Japan's earthquake, Congress and God.

Obama Blames Global Warming For ISIS & Boko Haram -

THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP! - All this time we were led to believe it was the GOP's fault for what Obama inherited!



BLAME-STORMING - Blaming Bush temporarily takes a back seat to tropical storm Irene. Ain't Obamanomics Grand?

Tonight's forecast -

THE BLAME GAME - Developed and perfected by Liberals!

DRILL BABY DRILL - Obama's Solution to Oil Companies. You Betcha

Anyone Who Thinks Trump Would Be A Better Commander in Chief than Clinton -

Trump's "Record" of Failures -

global warming -

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More politifakes by calron

calron - June 7, 2015, 3:28 pm
Would you put your smelly fish away and talk about the topic?
rebeccaolsen - June 7, 2015, 3:28 pm
In the meanwhile, Calvon, you can have the final word.
rebeccaolsen - June 7, 2015, 3:27 pm
So that's a No. Thank you for clearing that up. :) Let us adults know when you are finally done, child.
calron - June 7, 2015, 3:20 pm
Just pointing out you non-response response.
rebeccaolsen - June 7, 2015, 3:19 pm
So, that's a No?
calron - June 7, 2015, 3:18 pm
Really read what you wanted to see there, didn't you? :P
rebeccaolsen - June 7, 2015, 3:14 pm
So....you are saying that now you are finished, child?
calron - June 7, 2015, 3:09 pm
LOL, you can have your own opinions, but not your own facts. But thanks for the Arguing in a Circle and still pretending to know what I think and getting it wrong. :P
rebeccaolsen - June 7, 2015, 3:08 pm
So what if that pushes your bu.ttons, hun? It's your choice that you volunteered yourself again and again to be the village idiot for our amusement. You're just projecting. Let us know when you're finished today with your latest tantrum, child.
rebeccaolsen - June 7, 2015, 3:06 pm
Different strokes for different folks. I don't need your permission to form my own opinions; especially, about your passive-aggressive trolling. :) As for the rest, you just happen to have paper-thin skin. It's not our fault we can see right through you.
calron - June 7, 2015, 2:41 pm
So basically you just detailed why you care. And are pretending to know what I think and massively missing the truth again. :D
rebeccaolsen - June 7, 2015, 2:38 pm
Because it amuses me - nothing makes for a better toy than a troll with a personality disorder :) Especially one so dedicated to his disorder, and his sinking ship of an insecure ego. My personal pinata :) http://imgur.com/C1v6C4W
calron - June 7, 2015, 2:28 pm
Them way do you keep responding? :P
rebeccaolsen - June 7, 2015, 2:27 pm
tl;dc :)
calron - June 7, 2015, 2:23 pm
Wow, you once again say that I'm bad for responding the next time I'm on the site and summoned a conspiracy theory (hopefully in jest) and contradicted yourself as well.
rebeccaolsen - June 7, 2015, 2:21 pm
That train left the station weeks ago,hun; along with what was left of your cohones. No one told you to chicken out in an argument with Faux - not his fault the people helping u write your responses on your end bailed on you. YOUR.NECROPOSTING.AGAIN FTMFL
calron - June 7, 2015, 1:42 pm
LOL, what's funny is your getting what I think wrong. You're "obvious" statement is just an example of biases. :P
rebeccaolsen - May 26, 2015, 12:21 am
You too :)
fauxnews - May 26, 2015, 12:19 am
Haha... Comment #76445 ftw ;-) Yes, I saw that(#76441). Have a good night, Becca. Cheers :-)
rebeccaolsen - May 26, 2015, 12:17 am
Don't be so pessimistic doll. It's worth something. Calvon has finally admitted he needs to lighten up and relax @Calvon quote - "I think relaxing would be the better option." You deserve credit for getting him to confess that, albeit him projecting it :D
fauxnews - May 26, 2015, 12:13 am
Meh, my cigarette withdrawal is sh*t on "my focus" and wrecks havoc on my sleep. :-/ At least I'm getting a chance to catch up on my reading...mostly a lot of bad Stephen King. I didn't realize HOW bad until now. He shoulda stopped writing years ago...
rebeccaolsen - May 26, 2015, 12:10 am
lol Faux's wit FTW :) Normally I roll my eyes at your "wit" but this one was quite good, doll. You shouldn't be so hard on yourself for kicking your habit. I much prefer you this way - your edge does your focus some good. Only SOME ;)
fauxnews - May 26, 2015, 12:06 am
When it comes to your meltdowns,I dont have to "decode" anything,mate.lol It's obvious this"debate" is pushing your b'uttons and you're being dishonest about it ;-) You don't have to know how to "decode" BS. You just have to be smart. Anything else, mate?
calron - May 25, 2015, 11:57 pm
So you're going to "decode" my words to find something that isn't their and have yet another paroxysm over something that you created. I think relaxing would be the better option.
fauxnews - May 25, 2015, 11:51 pm
Oh,the shame.How..will..I survive your "advice." :-( Oh,I know! :-) By reading between the lines*ahem*by 'translating' Calron's Hail Mary pass for the desperate attempt IT is, to make it look like he's shrugging IT off by pretending to take the high road
calron - May 25, 2015, 10:44 pm
Come one fauxnews, I'm just joking with you. Take a deep breath and repeat, "This is a parody website, I should just relax." [;)
fauxnews - May 25, 2015, 10:39 pm
Translation (Calvon): Can't see straight. Calvon b***on push overload. Can't...think... gotta to buy myself some time here. TIME TO COPY AND PASTE. arrgh!
calron - May 25, 2015, 10:36 pm
Well, you really on a roll with the admissions. ;p
fauxnews - May 25, 2015, 10:35 pm
Translation (Calvon): Dang, he stole my shtick. :-/ Don't know what pushes my b***ons more. That, or the fact that he played it better than me.
calron - May 25, 2015, 10:32 pm
So miss the joke, pretend to know that I'm thinking and get it wrong yet again, and have another paroxysm. Maybe you should look up what an Ad Hominem is before you use the word wrong.
fauxnews - May 25, 2015, 10:26 pm
Translation (Calvon): Okay, that pushed my b'utton. Gonna try for the ad hominem route now. Hopefully he won't remember all those times I lectured them about the sin of resorting to that tactic. Here goes nothing...
calron - May 25, 2015, 10:21 pm
Well I'm sorry that facts are not good enough to convenience [sic] you of the truth, maybe we can arrange a stay in a nice clean white room. :D
fauxnews - May 25, 2015, 10:17 pm
Okay...keep telling yourself all that if it makes you feel better, mate.lol You are lucky I don't charge by the minute. X-D
calron - May 25, 2015, 10:14 pm
Neither, I am a bad speller amd make all kinds of error. Additionally my spell check program can only tell me if I type a word it doesn't know. Hint, it points our wriathfull.
fauxnews - May 25, 2015, 9:36 pm
@Calron - "Apparently I awful for posting the next time I'm the one the sight." HUH??!?! What kind of grammar is that? LOL.Or,did YOUR "tantrum" prevent you from being able to concentrate long enough to 'think' before you typed that? ;-) #PotMeetkettle
calron - May 25, 2015, 8:22 pm
Apparently I awful for posting the next time I'm one the sight. *rollseyes* But thanks for the tantrum response, again.
rebeccaolsen - May 25, 2015, 8:18 pm
That train left a week ago, troll. Along with the last shred of your credibility. YOURNECROPOSTING FTL
calron - May 25, 2015, 8:17 pm
I'm sorry that the truth is not good enough for you, but you really have no way of knowing one way or the other.
fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 12:08 pm
haha..Nope. These excuses reduced Cal's credibility to a "wraith." ;-p
rebeccaolsen - May 17, 2015, 12:00 pm
Is anyone buying this? #76252
calron - May 16, 2015, 7:40 pm
So from thus I can see that three different people that are clinging to something they have no way of actually proving over what actually happened.
calron - May 16, 2015, 7:38 pm
Nope, not a big gamer. I started intending wrathful, and wrote wraithful and my spell check noted the error. I liked it so rather than just fixing it I intentionally added the extra l to the end.
RonaldReagan - May 15, 2015, 6:04 pm
You got me. I am in the terrible habit of proper spelling. You will have to teach me the art of making excuses when you spell things wrong. In that field, you and Palin are the experts. I wanted the bull. You didn't give me the horns, you gave me the crap
fauxnews - May 10, 2015, 1:16 pm
Let me know if I can be of further a**istance, Balki Bartokomous ;-) Always a fan of your free-form English, best gag on the show. X-p www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFd3rGIa5UY
fauxnews - May 10, 2015, 1:06 pm
were conditioned into making that typo, since in later comments you cited 'gaming' as your "explanation", citing the spelling "wraith full", not "wraithfull". You are just moving the goal posts, and the excuse now, to fit your false narrative.(2/2)
fauxnews - May 10, 2015, 1:02 pm
The rest of the poster wasn't written in Older Scottish Tongue(lol), nor does it hint at that anywhere, thematically or otherwise. Your extreme defensiveness over it is also a dead giveaway. More likely, you are just a big gamer and (1/2)
calron - May 10, 2015, 12:49 am
It is not a misspelling, I chose it for a double meaning and it is actually a real word to boot. http://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/dost/wraithfull You also got the word Sarah used wrong and used a real one instead.
RonaldReagan - May 4, 2015, 3:26 pm
A wall of mealy-mouthed mumbo jumbo from a pariah.Excuse,excuse,excuse. When I make a spelling mistake I don’t blame my pen or get mad at the teacher for marking down my grade.I’d call you 'pathetic' but I can't be for certain you know what the word means
RonaldReagan - May 4, 2015, 3:19 pm
You are standing by your misspelled word? It is spelled wrathful,not wraith full. That's worse than Sarah Palin standing by the word ‘repudiate.’ She compared herself to Shakespeare rather than admit ignorance.What's your excuse kid? Too much Donkey Kong?
rebeccaolsen - May 4, 2015, 2:35 am
calron - May 4, 2015, 12:07 am
Have to stopped beating your wife yet? (Complex Question) No, because I never started beating her to begin with.
rebeccaolsen - May 3, 2015, 11:59 pm
So, that's a No?
calron - May 3, 2015, 11:56 pm
I would have to start first, but as you have shown previously, you do not understand that you need to start an action before you can stop it. But thanks for more attack b***on spamming to avoid what I actually said,
rebeccaolsen - May 3, 2015, 11:52 pm
So, NOW are you finished with your meltdown?
calron - May 3, 2015, 11:46 pm
But it is funny how you keep with the same lines of "tl;dc" and claim such action by someone else means their b***ons are pushed, in the very same post. Thus displaying double standards.
calron - May 3, 2015, 11:43 pm
It also doesn't help that wraithfull is an obscure, but actual word. I used it for the double meaning. http://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/dost/wraithfull
calron - May 3, 2015, 11:42 pm
It would help if you opinion was accurate rather than a wraith of you own imagination, and you complained when I formed my own opinion OTC's poster heavily implying a conspiracy between us two.
rebeccaolsen - May 3, 2015, 3:07 pm
I realize it cant be fun not getting what you want.But what do you want ME to do about it?People arent going to argue with you the way YOU WANT no matter how much YOU whine about it.I dont have to be your *mind reader* to form MY OWN opinions. GOY denier
calron - May 3, 2015, 2:23 pm
So you admit to caring yet insist that you don't and spam the attack b***on more and reaffirm you false belief that you know what I think.
rebeccaolsen - May 3, 2015, 1:38 pm
Just because I "don't care" for your 'trolling-in-sheeps-clothing' posing as actual arguments, doesn't mean I'll be your doormat for your dishonest passive-aggressive attacks :) Where was I? Oh,yes! Still tl;dc http://s14.postimg.org/j6sue71jl/Unknown.jpg
calron - May 3, 2015, 1:28 pm
So you don't care but keep replying and spamming the attack b***on? Notice what you say and your wraith contradict each ether.
rebeccaolsen - May 3, 2015, 1:23 pm
tl;dc denier. http://cdn.meme.am/instances/45470299.jpg
calron - May 3, 2015, 1:18 pm
Wow, I'm really feeling your wraith now. :P
rebeccaolsen - May 3, 2015, 1:00 pm
Lame comeback fail FTL
rebeccaolsen - May 3, 2015, 12:59 pm
WRAITH /raTH/noun . "a ghost or ghostlike image of someone, especially one seen shortly before or after their death." Let me get this straight, denier - you're accusing me owning a ghost? :) With friends like you, do the Koch brothers need enemies?
calron - May 3, 2015, 12:52 pm
So still spamming that attack b***on, I guess I'm really feeling your wraith, :P
rebeccaolsen - May 3, 2015, 12:49 pm
Bad excuses FTL
rebeccaolsen - May 3, 2015, 12:48 pm
Just when this couldnt get any dumber. Considering the lack of D&D references, a nerd Freudian slip? BTW, it's actually spelled "Wraith Full", not wraithfull. You couldn't even do that much right.The poster equivalent of rolling a ONE on a 20 sided die :)
rebeccaolsen - May 3, 2015, 12:42 pm
Good catch, Mr.President. I will almost forgive you for trickle down economics. Almost =p BAD SPELLING FTW :) [Science 2 Politifake Deniers 0]
rebeccaolsen - May 3, 2015, 12:41 pm
Maybe those "alarmists" wouldn't be so "wraithfull", denier, if you didn't make it so easy for us :) Like most trolls, you fold like a bad lawn chair.
calron - May 3, 2015, 12:40 pm
calron - May 3, 2015, 12:30 pm
So I proved a point about me from someone that doesn't even know I exist. Talk about Trivial Objections, alarmists that claim the sky is falling because GW every time something bad happens are not the intelligent people.
RonaldReagan - May 3, 2015, 10:34 am
"Wraithfull?" Going to blame your computer again? If you want to mock intelligent people, bad spelling in a poster parodying intelligent people isn't the way to do it. You just made fun of yourself and proved their point about you. Zero stars if possible